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Sophie: Mum, I’m not drunk!
Sally: You are! Walk in a straight line.
Sophie: Mum, I’m a lesbian. I don’t do anything straight.
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1,351 notes#she gets slushied most days and she spends a lot of her time studying but it’s still santana she hasn’t been declawed #there’s still plenty of snark to go around #and no one’s going to see her have a fucking breakdown or anything #but she’s not completely out of whack with the world: quinn may not be high on the social standing in terms of cheerios/popularity status #but she’s definitely the coolest #and everyone’s a little bit scared of her #and she’s also kind of super hot #(plus santana’s seen the grades she gets on the papers she turns in #okay fine she helps the teachers with their grading sometimes w/e #and the girl definitely isn’t stupid) #but real talk american crew: i’m in the basement of the social hierarchy#let’s face it: i’m going to be living the rest of my life trapped in pallet town with a level five bulbasaur #and you know where she is? #past the elite four. #and the champion #in /unova/. #and do you know what level her lugia is? #and how about her groudon? #level one hundred. #you gets me now?
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#Chord looks so happy. He’s like a 5yr old kid performing for his mommy
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0 notesprobably not going to be on till friday because i’m not watching glee on a livestream and i don’t want to spoil it lol
1,027 notesPretty Little Liars 3x01 “It Happened That Night” sneak peek #2
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13,920 notesshoutout to my followers who hate 99% of the stuff i love and still follow me
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